Friday, November 27, 2009

Penisul Rigida

If amusing how the very sight of certain things can drive you wild. The immediate rush of blood to your head, heightened state of attention, anxiety, twitching of muscles are just some of spontaneous ways your body responds to RAGE.

To get to the point, one thing that really pisses my off is saree clad aunties riding their scooty/kinetic on the road. For some God forsaken reason, these aunties just dont know how to ride. Be it taking a right turn or a left, they can only look straight. Nor will they put the indicator, nor would they give any indication that they are taking a turn. They feel its their God given right to cut from the centre of the Road to wherever they like.



For heavens sake aunties !! Why don't you turn you head a bit to atleast look at the rear view mirrors !!
Why don't you loosen up a bit and not be as stiff as a 'PENISUL RIGIDA' !!!

My anger towards this species made me read up on Road Rage.

Road Rage is defined as an aggressive or angry behavior by a driver of an automobile or other motor vehicle. Such behavior might include rude gestures, verbal insults, deliberately driving in an unsafe or threatening manner, or making threats.

I do give rude gestures and do hurl a couple of verbal insults. But its the Saree clad women who drive unsafely ( cant quite say its deliberate )

The definition really made me wonder - Am I the victim of Road rage ?? or is it the Saree clad aunty ??